Part-time plus size hand model seeking extra work to supplement income.  The past five years I have done over 3 hand jobs.  Despite my steady work I have decided to expand my talents as a human being.  I think I would make a great producer because I am used to pointing fingers while others do the real work.  With my wealth of on set experience I have seen first hand how producers conduct their day to day business.  Those tasks include, but not limited to; yelling loudly at physical laborers, flirting with attractive female PA’s, and undermining the self worth of all below the line employees.  Those talents come natural to a hand model. 

I received my bachelors degree in Marine Biology from South Western North Dakota State University. Go fighting Violadores!  After graduation I spent the next two years working at SeaWorld San Diego artificially inseminating orcas. One cool summer night in October I was approached by the Godfather of body part management Mr. Dick Shirley.  He signed me on the spot and I have been working inconsistently since. 

In conclusion I think that I would make an above average asset to your team. I hope that I will be one of the 10 randomly selected resumes by an overworked, unpaid intern to actually be viewed by a person with importance. 

The warmest of regards,

James Parker