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Carnival Goer Can't Handle Goldfish Leaves It At Entrance To SeaWorld
Dib Farmington was overjoyed when he landed a plastic ring on an old Coke bottle at the county fair. His precision and accuracy netted him the grand prize of one goldfish that he affectionately named Bonner.
Olympic Diving Hopeful Can't Swim
Grant Henderson is an amazing diver. So amazing that he is pretty much a lock to make the 2016 Olympic games in Rio de Janeiro. There is just one small problem. He can’t swim.
College Grad Is Raising Awareness for Awareness
It seems that today there are a lot of people fighting to bring attention to causes that have been overlooked in the past but what about the people who don’t know that option even exists. In comes recent college graduate Rebecca Hammersmith. Hammersmith has started up a non-profit to Raise Awareness For Awareness.
Removing American Flag From Moon Next for UC Irvine Students
University of California Irvine student officials who elected to have the American flag removed from their schools common area have now turned their attention to a much larger and more asinine target. The moon.